THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MARRIAGE PROPOSALS…EVER!
God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.
Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.
God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.
Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?
God: No. I’m thinking “flood.”
Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-
God: What part of “flood” do you not understand?
LOLs
(Source: College Humor, via brumerican)
Eurovision Song Contest Drinking Game
#escdrinkingame
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Fade in on a girl
With a hunger for fame
And a face and a name to remember.
The past fades away
Because as of this day
Norma Jean’s gone,
She’s moving on.
Her smile and your fantasies
Play a duet
That will make you forget
Where you are.
The music starts playing
It’s the beat of her heart saying,
“Let me be your star.”
(Source: Spotify)
WOW - Actual goosebumps. The viral video for the Coalition for Equal Marriage has been released. Share and spread the word!
